[sharks.]

Tonight on Discovery Channel, I saw a documentary on sharks. Did you know that they are now working to preserve great whites off the coast of South Africa?

Great whites feed on land seals. You know, sea lions.. Like Spanky.

Was his name Spanky?

Discovery Channel was kind enough to show me visually and with great detail how great whites like to leap several feet out of the ocean to catch the sea lions and eat them.

Heaven help us.

I would have started freaking out, but I was mentally and therefore physically disabled from staring at a glowing tube all day.

You guys, I really do hate t.v., I don't know why it's such a vice for me. Tomorrow is not going to suck this much. It can't. I'm going to do something unusual tomorrow. I'll keep you posted.

Tchuss.